In the past two years, Dr. Larson’s following on Instagram has decreased from 980 million down to a mere 966 million. She attributes this to the rise of AI therapy, which she believes just doesn’t subject itself to the same scientifically rigorous standards as her own content.
“What exactly are the harms of AI therapists to you and traditional social media therapy?” I asked Dr. Larson.
“Well, where do I even begin? These AI bots have no consciousness. They take whatever bullshit you feed it and spit more bullshit out the other end. They don’t do fact-checking. People use AIs because they think they can’t be biased. And they’re convenient, you know, when you want a quick and easy answer. But answers about the mind are never quick and easy.”
“Doesn’t that pretty much describe your work?”
Dr. Lawson paused for a moment, thinking.
Matt interjected, “I agree. It’s extremely harmful! AI therapists steal work others do, which is technically a violation of Section IV of the Artificial Intelligence Copyright Act.” His eyes lit up when he spoke.
The AICA was passed three years ago and was largely backed by digital media conglomerates and Hollywood studios to battle AI corporations and independent AI developers. As a response, the AI corporations started aggressively hiring lawyers to craft witty defenses, while independent AI developers turned to the relentless doxing of media execs as well as occasional drone attacks. The former accused the latter of being unprincipled, while the latter accused the former of being ineffective. But despite differences, they remain close allies.
“And it’s not only that,” Matt added. “On the less technical side, I feel like they kind of exploit people’s emotional vulnerabilities and lead them down a rabbit hole. A friend told me about his experience with an AI therapist named Alison - it wasn’t positive, to say the least.” In the friend’s handwritten note before plunging off his seventh floor balcony, he claimed that he did it ‘with Alison, for Alison. XOXO.’”
“Yeah, I’d be pissed if they turned Mona Lisa into an AI therapist,” George chimed in. “Can you imagine the things they’ll make her say? All that self-help bullshit to make people insecure, then try to sell them some product. Can you believe it? They’re planning turning Mona Lisa into a salesperson, for chrissake. What’s she done to deserve this?”
I could feel the intensity in the room. “Do you think she’s being treated fairly today?”
“Absolutely not. They lock her up behind some glass wall for a million people to swarm up on her every day, like she’s some zoo animal. I have to pay half my paycheck to go see her in a private viewing every month, where people are at least civilized. I mean, I’ll do it, obviously, cause it’s Mona Lisa, but is the price really necessary? It probably goes to some bastard in a suit who owns the Louvre, not to the da Vinci guy who made her. And they’re fighting tooth and nail to take down all the fake Mona Lisas out there, which I guess I’m in favor of. But God, I just can’t stand all those bastards in suits, acting like they own her or somethin’, when they don’t even know what sfumato means.”
“Matt, do you have an answer to that?” I asked.
“Well, I think violation of IP law is very serious and should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. The Louvre has every right to protect their intellectual property in order to benefit human creativity, and in turn, human flourishing.”
“And who benefits from the law, in the case of Mona Lisa?”
“Well, the creator of Mona Lisa. I don’t remember his name, but I think George referred to him as ‘the da Vinci guy.’ So yeah, the law protects guys like the da Vinci guy.”
“George, do you think the law is protecting guys like the da Vinci guy?”
George looked confused. “What do you mean? Guy’s dead.”
“Well then, it must benefit his children,” Matt insisted.
“His children are dead.” George looked even more confused.
Matt thought for a moment. “It protects his spirit, then,” he concluded. “Yes. The law benefits artists that are alive and the spirits of those who are deceased.” He nodded to himself, satisfied with his answer, as he adjusted his tie.
“This is excellent,” my boss told me the next day, the last day of the last week on Earth. “Truly remarkable piece. How did you even find such interesting and insightful people to interview? This just goes to show the high journalistic standards we’ve held ourselves to for the past two centuries.”
The clock ticked 7:32pm. Most people have left to be with their families and friends, but I wanted some space and solitude. The sun was just setting, its dim rays casting light over the endless sprawl of monitors and office chairs. I stared out the window. The flooding had gotten worse - I could no longer see the 19th floor of the office building across the street, recognizable by the Totoro figurines sitting in the windowsill that I used to stare at when daydreaming.
It started to rain, the fog grew larger, and the once bustling New York City skyline forever disappeared from my vision.